this is dumb
Because Charlie Brooker.
I’m honestly more surprised that he didn’t say something about the banana and buttholes.
Imagine your OTP slow-dancing to a love song, with Person A quietly singing the words in Person B’s ear.
WHY DOES THIS ONLY HAVE 428 NOTES?!?
723?!? GIVE THIS RHE NOTES IT DESERVES.
I’m pretty sure the author didn’t expect anyone to get that far in the book.